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Since 1975.
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Bruins 8 Rangers 6.
There was MAJOR concern before the skate that foul play had struck locker room 4. In an unprecedented display of speed and timely dressing, the entire roster of locker room 2 as well as both goaltenders were on the ice and wondering where the hell locker room 4 was.
After 6 blows of the horn, a wellness check was performed, just in case Charlie had let a dirty bomb fly that incapacitated the whole room. As it turned out, they were just playing a little pregame pinochle...

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In net for the white team was Roberto Luongo's half-brother Luigi, who played like Monica Lewinsky at a Clinton fundraiser. Bobby Lu would have been proud, as Lu Lu dropped to the ice every time the puck crossed the red line.
Parker and McLovin figured him out pretty quick, "Hey, we'll just shoot at all that open net", but the rest of the Bruin squad took a little luonger.

Sieve did his best to blow another game, but after months of coming up short he finally came out on top. "Yeah, it was kinda like falling through the seat of the outhouse, and having to wait until it filled up to get out." The cream always rises to the top...
Rumor had it Lu Lu was on his way to Kicker's, but two hours just wasn't enough time to get there on his knees.
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As there hasn't been an update of the website in quite some time, we wanted to congratulate Dean's Foods on saving themselves from their recent flirtation with bankruptcy. Turns out they didn't have to waste those 3 million milk cartons after all, they just slapped a sticker on them to update the public...

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Vic has free tickets for an upcoming Chicago Rush football game, either June 16th or June 30th, and the only stipulation is we have to meet up and have a beer beforehand at God knows where, I can't remember. Details on Thursday, it could be a good time.

With only two weeks left, The Rangers lead the Bruins by 1 stinkin' game, 16-15-3. Game On!
Finally, here are some funny plays from the NHL season, some of which are definitely Huff N Puff specials!
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