Before we critique last week's game, let's just get this out of the way before we start...
During a little jostling in front of the net, Hartman got his elbow up and clocked McLovin under the chin. Later he was overheard whispering "I'm not a dirty player, I'm just a clod."
Coach Joe caught Keith by surprise last week by taking his annual shot, scoring just under the crossbar. He also came up with yet another variation on the whole "Ostrich" theme, morphing it into yet another large, slow bird. This time at least I get off the ground...
Per Doc, the new Huff N Puff National Anthem:
Oda Mae Brown stopped by locker room 4, with a question for Ross... "Damn baby, whad you do to yo hair?"
"You like it? It's Autumn Sunrise!"
The HNP annual Christmas Extravaganza will be held after the skate this week. Michael needs extra bags if anyone has them. Joe made popcorn out of the last set. Get there early, as a rumor has Mr. Bott attending. We all know what happens to the food supply on those occasions...
Under consideration for next year's rules, there may be random drug testing during the season. Anyone caught NOT using some kind of pain reliever or anti-inflammatory will be given the choice of being sent home or cracked in the knee with one of Joe's old broken sticks.
In the spirit of the holidays, a government program reuniting twins separated at birth has brought one HNP member some great news this holiday season. Rodney's been reunited with his long lost brother...
Kenny has some helpful advice for anyone running the clock, and specifically when time runs to the end...
BLOW THE F'IN HORN!
Finally, the balance of the stupid holiday videos...
