Another close game, with the game on the line right up 'til the end. Vic kept the hot hand, shooting 'em low and wobbly for the third straight game. After countless games ducking under those cannon shots from the bottom of the circle, Sieve just couldn't handle the change-ups.
With all the recent success, The former Dr. Hook is worried that his shoulder might become healthy someday. For a backup plan, he's contracted with Doc to inject some sand in there just in case.
Tommy made some nice stops, but had an ace up his sleeve, er, shorts, for late in the game. After Bird fired a laser off his cup, Tommy let it all air out, dropping a HUGE dirty bomb in the crease and sending players scurrying for cover. As Mike 'Whack-a-Mole" Hall said, "Even the gerbil bailed out, through the thong, the diaper, the plastic pants..."
In the interest of research, a brief visit to the internet proved that this was NOT an isolated incident...
Ok, so the Northern contingent had a little trouble. Or, it was brilliant planning. You decide...
Scores for Team Huff N Puff: loss, 11-9 loss, 26-3 loss, 18-5
Now, some may say a 55-17 goal differential is horrible hockey. Others might say, in true HNP fashion, why waste time playing hockey when there's beer to be ingested? The big question, was Greg the first one at the bar?
After all, they WERE in the 'Land of Sky Blue Waters'. In that spirit...
With their recent goaltending woes, the Blackhawks have sent feelers out to Keith in an effort to improve the teams chances come playoff time. Stan Bowman was overheard saying "18.33 GAA? That's gotta be an improvement over this Crawford guy."
Finally, we as a team need to be more conscious of our headgear in public. If you're gonna wear a tuke, it can't be all bunched up at the top. As Bird pointed out, "It's got a reservior tip!"
