Huff N Puff Hockey.    Since 1975. Home Roster Schedule Standings Photos Videos Contact Us Archives Restricted Access August 2011 September 2011 October 2011 November 2011 December 2011 January 2012 February 2012 March 2012 April 2012 May 2012 23 13 20 26 2 12 19 25 31 8 17 22 29 7 14 21 2 Bruins 13 Rangers 6. The Rangers won the first half with 9 wins, 7 losses and 1 tie. Doing the math, the Bruins had the opposite, 7-9-1. In the final game of the first session, the Bruins lit up the Rangers, with Bambi leading the way with somewhere between 4 and 6 goals. Late in the third, Doc did a Mackie and gave him a nice tackle and hog-tie. Most of the best action came from the scorer's table, where Rodney once again had trouble locating the horn button. Kenny yelled "How can you miss the button with those big pickle thumbs?" There was an official stick-smash late in the game, but nobody saw it happen. Grieco came up with a severed weapon after the game, but most of the club figured he just dropped a brick on it. He's also been on a diet as of late, losing close to a pound and a half over the course of the last three months. Here is a photo of his newly chiseled physique in full uniform... I am Beldar... I come from France... I'm not just the president, I'm also a client... Lately it seems the most exciting action of the evening takes place at the tavern rather than the rink. For this week's entertainment, all you need to know is He Went To Jared. He also had a few cocktails. As luck would have it, she had a few more. It was actually hard to believe someone could consume that much alcohol and remain conscious. Small motor functions were completely gone, and large motor functions started taking a beating as well. Upon the happy couple's exit, it appeared Jared wasn't the only place she was going to get a pearl necklace. The next morning, their card was found abandoned in a local strip mall... Camaraderie and sharing of talents has always been a staple of the Huff N Puff experience. Whenever somebody gets hurt or needs a Viagra prescription, Doc is the first to be consulted for free medical advice. Whenever the club needs free tape, Steve is always lugging a case here or there. And of course, when we wreck our cars, Dave is the body shop of choice, performing miracles that defy logic. For example, we've all seen Coach Joe's retro helmet. Here's what it looked like BEFORE Dave got it custom painted: Random thought from Bird at around 2:40 am: "Anybody got any unpopped kernels?" Finally, the teams have been changed up for the second half of the season. Check the "roster" link at the top of the page for your new assignment. Or, if you can't read, just bring both jerseys and somone can read it for you at the rink. The teams will be posted in both locker rooms. Nicky and Casper are on injured reserve, which limits them to lifting only 12 ounces at a time. Website hosting and domain registration powered by DomainNameSanity.com