Huff N Puff Hockey.    Since 1975. Home Roster Schedule Standings Photos Videos Contact Us Archives Restricted Access August 2011 September 2011 October 2011 November 2011 December 2011 January 2012 February 2012 March 2012 April 2012 May 2012 23 13 20 26 2 12 19 25 31 8 17 Nice even back and forth game, with the White team (sucks) coming out on top for the second week in a row. After 10 games, the season series now stands with the Bruins leading at 5-4-1. Guest goaltender Bryan 'The Sieve' commented on how he didn't remember the B-line being quite that bad. Maybe it looked better when he was skating out... Prior to the skate, a beanie-clad Keith was seen sitting in the corner of the locker room getting his head all ready for the game. Terry noticed he vaguely resembled 50 cent, but there had to be some kind of discount for being white... Ross was on fire scoring three goals, two of which were nice. Sources indicated that a recent colonoscopy may have contributed to his more fluid skating. This story is at the top of the blog today because the editor was worried about some unsavory characters hanging around outside the newsroom... Jim 'What The Hell Was That' Grieco tripped over a bump on the ice, then tried unsuccessfully to pound it down with the back of his head. Good thing he didn't land on his ass, or there might have been serious damage. In his honor, Kicker's has started it's own microbrew: In a related story, Hartman won the longest dive competition after giving Kenny a nice elbow. He was immediately invited to become a Sedin Triplet. Bitchfest 2011 continues, as Santa tried to give Dave an earful for not passing the puck over. Dave took a page out of Patrick Roy's book, saying "I can't hear what Rodney is saying, I've got my Princess Leia hat over my ears." At one point, as McLovin was cruising in while being hacked & slashed (the usual), Keith took the bait on a couple of moves and got a little out of position... Somebody's gotta stop this whole Suicide Sprint competition after the games, before Bird's fan club fills the whole spectator area. Showing their keen understanding of the game, the announced crowd of three cheered every time the B-line left the ice. (I would too, if I could still breathe at that point) Then, like lemmings to the cliff, they followed these two to the tavern, where Parker turned on the charm like a drunken Irishman. Oh, wait... Not wanting to miss a marketing coup, corporate sponsor Petco may rename the arena 'The Birdcage". Details pending how many hotties show this week. Injured Reserve continues to pile up bodies, with Ricky still nursing an Upper Body injury, while Casper has an Upper Middle Body injury. Grieco is day to day with a Lower Body injury, and all players over 55 have Full Body injuries. Finally, don't forget! Next week's skate is on Tuesday, November 22 at 10:15 due to Thanksgiving. Website hosting and domain registration powered by DomainNameSanity.com