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A couple of lineup changes made for an interesting skate. On one shift, Polish Greg made so many laps around the opponent's net he became the front runner in the Nascar points standings. Between Crazy Johnny barking in-game advice and Charlie calling Coach Joe 'smelly balls', the B-line could hardly get any sleep. At one point, Johnny called Charlie 'Pig Pen'. Where's the love??



There has been some grumbling on the A-line about a certain member getting a little active with the stick lately, particularly around the midsection. As a matter of fact word has it when the games are over, Sally the Happy Hooker takes his act to 25th and Waveland, and does his hooking out there. Charlie was seen running from the scene with dollar bills falling out of his pockets, winning the Sandusky Award for horsin' around.



Mike Hall recently contracted with the National Enquirer as an advice columnist. His column will be called 'Dear John'.



In a related story, Spawn of Hall made his HNP debut, and will be fined upon his next appearance for not taking a shot at an empty net. Every HuffNPuffer knows that Mackie was counting on the assist.

The postgame feast was a double duty affair, with meatballs up front and a hot dog slipped in when we were least expecting it. The dogs would have made a more timely entrance, but Dave was caught off guard by a hot milf outside Gene and Jude's.




The Teamsters are in negotiations to be the official delivery service for HNP equipment, as the players are aging and having trouble carrying their own bags.

As union negotiations usually take forever, the trucks have been labelled with the future designation of the second line...





Finally, thanks to everyone for dealing with the weird lineups we've had due to injuries. I'd say that skating against A-line defensemen makes the B-line forwards better, but that would be a crock of crap. It just makes the goalies look better half the game, and God knows they need the mental help.

Seriously, playing hurt is better than not playing, and most all of us have been there. Here's to hoping everybody gets healthy and able to tip a few afterwards.






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