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Once again, the goalies did their best to keep the scoring down, although Tommy was a little sleepy at the start of the contest. After spotting the Bruins a 7-1 lead, the Rangers came roaring back to make a game of it 9-6.
Tommy promises he'll stay awake in the first period this week.
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Bird struck iron so often that the current rumor has him starring in the next X-Men movie...
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The Oprah Winfrey Network has entered into negotiations with a few HNPers regarding a new round-table discussion group. The show will feature the male insight into such topics as world events, fishing, and marital advice.
No word on corporate sponsorship, but word has it the Democratic National Committee may have interest. Week one's guest will be Sarah Palin sporting a bikini and an Uzi.
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Normally, there is help with listing particular events that may or may not have occurred following each weeks' games, however McLovin has been absent and yours truly can't remember his name from minute to minute.
I say this only because there was an inexcusable oversight two weeks ago. One of the REALLY old HNP veterans had a career day, and it was overlooked on the website.
So...
Hopefully this celebration of offensive might will suffice to keep the editor healthy and prevent any further worries about getting whacked.
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With the recent roster absences and forwards and d-men moving around, an unfamiliar face was seen camping out behind the opposition net.
The white team (sucks) has contracted with a heavy equipment company in hopes of moving this distraction.
Also, injuries happen, and body parts get bruised, but somebody's got to hire a makeup artist to paint Terry's leg the color of a leg. He either tried to break his fall off the Hancock building by landing on his ass, or was hit by a small bus. His leg looks like a Dali painting.
Doesn't Maybelline make ass paint?
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A pair of #22's had a collision late in the game, but unfortunately the game was NOT being televised.
Instant replay could have been sped up to make the crash look more realistic.
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Finally, an unnamed source accused the Bosak twins of some illicit stickwork.
Perhaps someone mistook Dave for his more handsome sibling. Dave doesn't hack. He spins around, falls down, tries to grab the puck in the crease with his hand, and finally just throws it into his own net.
Rarely is a stick EVER involved.
Now Steve?
Make sure your medical insurance is paid up for the month...
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