Word has it Bird was a little light-headed in the locker room before the game, and wandered aimlessly into the parking lot in full gear and shower shoes to snarf down some steroid-laden energy bar.
Then, after turning into the Six Million Dollar Man, he wrestled Parker down from behind like some cell block H prison rape, and Michael went in all alone for the score.
Coach Joe was sporting a new pair of laces. Sources indicated a strong possibility the old ones were broken over the crossbar.
Tommy made the save of his life late in the third preserving the victory, stoning Vic from in close with a desperation stick save.
Yet another anonymous napkin detailing the shortcomings of the Black team was left near a half-eaten pizza Thursday night...
Ancient Egyptian researchers have proven without a shadow of a doubt that it is, in fact, the White team that sucks and has since 473 B.C. To put this topic to rest, one only needs to consult the Rosetta Stone...
NEWS FLASH!
A new feature to the website, Kenny's Kooking Korner, makes it's debut this week. Here's the first tasty recipe from a man who knows a good meal when he sees one. Beware of flatulence:
