Bird took a quickie refresher course in Geometry last weekend, scoring at will in his second week. He won the first annual 'William H Bonney' award for the spin-around slap shot that went in early in the contest.
Coach Joe set a HNP record by smashing 3 twigs Thursday night. The ensuing carbon fiber Haboob rolled into Detroit early Saturday.
In a related story, Orr Jr went all 'Ted Nugent' late in the game and did a little deer hunting.
Frustrated by the fact his team was only up 10 goals, it was time to take some liberties with the new guy. After giving his last stick to Dad, Junior Smigs used the only weapon left in the family arsenal...
After the skate, most members consumed warm beer, cold pizza, and stale popcorn. They told stories and when the time came, said their goodbyes, shook hands and left the tavern. Somehow Casper managed to make his exit last in excess of an hour and 37 minutes.
It was nice having a new ref to drop the puck. The black team benefited by taking naps between shifts. There seemed to be a bit of trouble with the decibel level of the whistle, however. Turns out the last guy to touch it was Grieco and some concrete got stuck in it.
Finally, a note to Keith: Watch Ghostbusters.
Don't be happy Stay Puft, be angry Stay Puft. Honestly, nobody on the black team has a Positron Collider. You won't get roasted.
